Don’t Sit at Tables Jesus Would Have Flipped – Organic Cotton Tote Bag (Large)

Look, not every table is a good idea. Some of them needed flipping… and honestly, still do.

“Don’t sit at tables Jesus would have flipped” is your polite way of saying, “I see what’s going on here, and I’m gonna go ahead and not be part of it.” No speeches. No drama. Just… exit stage left.

Big enough to carry your groceries, your books, and your very strong opinions about certain situations, this tote handles real life — including the moments when you realize you’ve outgrown the room you’re in.

Product Features:

Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) – sturdy enough for whatever you’re carrying (emotionally or otherwise)
Size: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
Capacity: 6 gallons (23 L) with a 30 lb (13.6 kg) weight limit
Details: 1″ × 25″ long self-fabric dual straps, open main compartment, flat bottom
Origin: Blank product sourced from China or India

Disclaimer: Care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.

Because sometimes growth looks like… not sitting down in the first place.