Jesus Flipped Tables for Less – Organic Cotton Tote Bag (Small)

Just a reminder.

“Jesus flipped tables for less.” That’s it. That’s the message.

Big enough for your groceries, your books, and your growing list of “absolutely not” situations, this tote does what it needs to — without overexplaining anything.

Product Features:
Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) – sturdy and reliable
Size: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
Capacity: Holds up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
Details: 1″ wide dual straps (24.5″ length), open main compartment
Origin: Blank product sourced from India

For when you don’t need to say it out loud… but could.