Don’t Sit at Tables Jesus Would Have Flipped – Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee

Not every invite deserves a yes. And not every table deserves you.

“Don’t sit at tables Jesus would have flipped” is your subtle (but not really) reminder that just because there’s a seat open doesn’t mean you need to take it. Some spaces aren’t it — and honestly, you knew that the second you walked in.

Soft, flattering, and just bold enough to say what you’re thinking without you having to actually say it, this tee is made for the women who trust their gut and don’t stick around where they don’t belong.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001, it’s lightweight, breathable, and comfortable enough for everyday wear — whether you’re showing up or quietly choosing not to.

Product Features:
Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – soft with just the right stretch
Fit: Flattering and comfortable for all body types
Details: Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Origin: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Because discernment is a skill… and you’ve clearly been practicing.