Jesus Flipped Tables for Less – Unisex Staple T-Shirt

Just… keep that in mind.

“Jesus flipped tables for less.” Short. Direct. Slightly uncomfortable. Exactly the point.

Printed in a clean typewriter font, this one doesn’t need graphics or extra explanation. It’s the kind of statement that says everything while you say nothing.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001, it’s soft, lightweight, and easy to wear — whether you’re minding your business or mentally flipping tables of your own.

Product Features:

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – lightweight with a soft feel
Fit: Unisex fit, comfortable and flattering for all
Details: Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Origin: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Because some situations really don’t need a second chance.