WWJD? He’d Flip Tables, Susan. – Unisex Staple T-Shirt

Some phrases get overused. This one just gets corrected.

“WWJD? He’d flip tables, Susan.” Clean typewriter font. Straight face. A dry reminder for anyone who conveniently skips that part of the story. It’s not loud, it’s not dramatic — it just sits there and lets people connect the dots on their own.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001, it’s the kind of tee that feels broken-in from day one — soft, lightweight, and easy to wear without fuss. The unisex fit keeps it comfortable without feeling boxy, and the pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction means it holds its shape through real-life wear (not just standing still looking good).

It works anywhere you’d rather not say the whole thing out loud — but still want it said.

Fabric is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester), with a lightweight feel that can run slightly sheer in lighter colors.