Dost Thou Even Hoist – Bella + Canvas Unisex Staple T-Shirt Forged in iron and questionable decisions, this design was born from our very own Empire of Medieval Pursuit's Summarian ranks — where training days feel less like workouts and more like preparation for battle. Featuring a fully armored knight mid-deadlift, “Dost thou even hoist?” is both a challenge and a knowing smirk to those who understand the ritual. It’s a little dramatic. A little ridiculous. And completely accurate. Because when the bar is loaded and the crew is watching, there’s a certain honor in the lift — even if thou shalt complain about it later. Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001, this tee is soft, lightweight, and built for movement — whether you’re in the gym, at an event, or reliving the glory (and soreness) afterward. Product Features: Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – lightweight with just the right stretch Fit: Unisex fit, comfortable and flattering for all Details: Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping Origin: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. For those who train with honor… and lift like knights of old.
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