Baby, It’s Cold Outside 🧊🛡️

Ah, winter at KMS: where the wind finds every gap in your jacket, classroom windows refuse to close all the way, and recess feels like a survival challenge. Enter the ultimate cold-weather flex—this long sleeve tee featuring our frosty Knight all bundled up and judging your coat choices.

Whether you're shivering through bus duty, power-walking to the copier, or wondering if mittens count as “in dress code,” this shirt brings just the right amount of sarcasm and seasonal spirit.

White shirt, darker humor—because we know the snow isn’t the only thing that bites

Sensory-friendly fabric and tagless comfort for all our neurodivergent Knights and their allies

Unisex sizing for students, teachers, and parents who all agree the hallways are never warm enough

Perfect for spirit days, snow day wish-dances, and grumbling about frozen car doors

Grab it while your extremities are still warm enough to click “Add to Cart.”
Because baby…it’s really cold outside. Like, Knight-school-in-January cold.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!