For When Your Knight Vibe Is Less “Shining Armor” and More “Stealth Mode.”
Some heroes wear capes. Others rock a black zip-up hoodie and disappear into the crowd like a middle school ninja. Whether you’re brooding in the back row or dodging eye contact in the lunch line, this fleece-lined zoodie is your go-to gear for blending in and staying cozy.

Super soft on the inside, smooth on the outside, and fully loaded with fidget-friendly features, it’s everything a modern-day KMS Knight needs to face dragons, drama, and the daily schedule.

The Dark (But Comfy) Details:
50% cotton, 50% polyester—balanced like a well-trained Knight

Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² = thick enough to block the cold, light enough to move

20 singles yarn = soft and smooth (sensory-friendly is standard here)

Air-jet spun = fewer fuzzies, more comfort

Regular fit—not too tight, not a blanket. Right in the middle of the armor spectrum

Metal zipper = satisfying zip, sturdy under pressure

Front pouch pockets = room for hands, phones, stress fidgets, or snacks

Hood with color-matched drawcord = sleek, subtle, low-key heroic

Double-needle stitching at all the right spots—because battle-readiness requires good construction

Black color = maximum cool factor, extra stealth points in crowded hallways

Blank product sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

⚔️ Pairs well with late-night study sessions, group project regret, and the phrase “I swear I didn’t know it was due today.”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!