Distressed, Like Your Patience—but in a Cool Way.
Some hats look like they’ve seen a few battles. This one actually has—field trips, spirit weeks, awkward school dances… maybe even a surprise assembly or two.

The Distressed Knights Dad Hat is what happens when classic spirit wear gets a little rebellious. With a worn-in look, soft crown, and adjustable fit, it’s perfect for students who want laid-back cool and for parents who like their style with a side of “I've earned this.”

Features Worth Raising a Visor To:
100% pre-shrunk cotton twill = soft, comfy, and no surprises after wash day

Soft crown = flexible and forgiving, just like your 3rd period teacher

6-panel, unstructured, low profile = chill vibe with no weird stiffness

Slightly distressed brim and crown = looks like a favorite from day one

6 sewn eyelets = keeps your head breezy, even when the school Wi-Fi doesn’t

Adjustable hook and loop closure = fits a wide range of heads and moods

Seamed front panel without buckram = no stiffness, just softness

Black with bold red “Knights” in vintage baseball script = classic KMS spirit with a rebellious twist

Blank product sourced from China

⚔️ Warning: May cause sudden confidence. Pairs best with eye rolls, coffee, and a playlist called “Middle School Survival Mode.”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!