All Mama Wants Is a Silent Knight 🎄🔕

Forget partridges and pear trees—Mama just wants five minutes of peace and a Knight who takes a breath between stories. This red long sleeve tee says what every parent’s thinking during the holiday chaos, wrapped in a gloriously tacky black-and-white ugly sweater design. Whether you're tackling the holiday to-do list or hiding in the car with a peppermint mocha, this shirt has your back (and your patience level).

Perfect for school spirit days, staff parties, or surviving one more holiday concert without losing your jingle.

Soft, tag-free, and breathable cotton blend for maximum “do not disturb” energy

Long sleeves with ribbed cuffs—ideal for dramatic sighs and wine sipping

Regular fit that works with leggings, jeans, or your favorite PJ pants

Flat seams and no scratchy patches—friendly for sensory sensitivities

Ugly sweater style without the itch (or effort)

Bonus: It's festive and threatening. Just like you.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!